Character Name : Carl Taylor

Original Name : Charlie Sheen

Gender : Male

Character Name : James St. James

Original Name : Emilio Estevez

Gender : Male

Character Name : Susan Wilkins

Original Name : Leslie Hope

Gender : Female

Character Name : Louis Fedders

Original Name : Keith David

Gender : Male

Character Name : Pizza Man

Original Name : Dean Cameron

Gender : Male

Character Name : Maxwell Potterdam III

Original Name : John Getz

Gender : Male

Character Name : Biff

Original Name : Hawk Wolinski

Gender : Male

Character Name : Mario

Original Name : John Lavachielli

Gender : Male

Character Name : Frost

Original Name : Geoffrey Blake

Gender : Male

Character Name : Luzinski

Original Name : Cameron Dye

Gender : Male

Character Name : Mike

Original Name : John Putch

Gender : Male

Character Name : Jeff

Original Name : Tommy Hinkley

Gender : Male

Character Name : Jack Berger

Original Name : Darrell Larson

Gender : Male

Character Name : Walt Richardson

Original Name : Sy Richardson

Gender : Male

Character Name : Judy

Original Name : Kari Whitman

Gender : Female

Character Name : Capt. Dalton

Original Name : Troy Evans

Gender : Male

Character Name : Henchman #1

Original Name : Bob Brown

Gender : Male

Character Name : Henchman #2

Original Name : Erik Stabenau

Gender : Male

Character Name : Henchman #3

Original Name : Bobby Burns

Gender : Male

Character Name : Henchman #4

Original Name : Eddie Braun

Gender : Male

Character Name : Rent-a-Cop

Original Name : Brad Wyman

Gender : Male

Character Name : Rent-a-Cop

Original Name : Matt Robinson

Gender : Male

Character Name : Narrator (voice)

Original Name : James 'Poorman' Trenton

Gender : Male

Character Name : Flakey Girl (voice)

Original Name : Jennifer Badham

Gender : Female

Character Name : Voice Over

Original Name : Bryan Scott

Gender : Male