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Machete Kills

- Trained to kill. Left for dead. Back for more.

Ex-Federale agent Machete is recruited by the President of the United States for a mission which would be impossible for any mortal man – he must take down a madman revolutionary and an eccentric billionaire arms dealer who has hatched a plan to spread war and anarchy across the planet.

Release Date : 2013-09-12

Language :EnglishSpanish

Adult : false

Status : Released

Production Company : Open Road FilmsOvernight FilmsAR FilmsAldamisa EntertainmentDemarest Films1821 PicturesQuick Draw ProductionsUniversal Pictures

Production Country : United States of America

Alternative Titles : Machete 2: Machete Kills

Cast

Character Name : Machete Cortez

Original Name : Danny Trejo

Gender : Male

Character Name : Luther Voz

Original Name : Mel Gibson

Gender : Male

Character Name : Mendez

Original Name : Demián Bichir

Gender : Male

Character Name : Blanca Vasquez / Miss San Antonio

Original Name : Amber Heard

Gender : Female

Character Name : Luz

Original Name : Michelle Rodriguez

Gender : Female

Character Name : Desdemona

Original Name : Sofía Vergara

Gender : Female

Character Name : Mr. President

Original Name : Charlie Sheen

Gender : Male

Character Name : Sartana Rivera

Original Name : Jessica Alba

Gender : Female

Character Name : La Camaleon

Original Name : Lady Gaga

Gender : Female

Character Name : KillJoy

Original Name : Alexa PenaVega

Gender : Female

Character Name : Cereza Desdemona

Original Name : Vanessa Hudgens

Gender : Female

Character Name : Osiris Amanpour

Original Name : Tom Savini

Gender : Male

Character Name : El Camaleon

Original Name : Cuba Gooding Jr.

Gender : Male

Character Name : El Camaleon

Original Name : Antonio Banderas

Gender : Male

Character Name : El Camaleon

Original Name : Walton Goggins

Gender : Male

Character Name : Sheriff Doakes

Original Name : William Sadler

Gender : Male

Character Name : Zaror

Original Name : Marko Zaror

Gender : Male

Character Name : Chepo

Original Name : Julio Oscar Mechoso

Gender : Male

Character Name : Billy

Original Name : Billy Blair

Gender : Male

Character Name : Clebourne

Original Name : Samuel Davis

Gender : Male

Character Name : Doc Felix

Original Name : Felix Sabates

Gender : Male

Character Name : Nurse Mona

Original Name : Electra Avellan

Gender : Female

Character Name : Nurse Lisa

Original Name : Elise Avellan

Gender : Female

Character Name : Nurse Fine

Original Name : Marci Madison

Gender : Male

Character Name : Space Babe

Original Name : Callie Hernandez

Gender : Female

Character Name : Boss of Mendez

Original Name : Alejandro Antonio

Gender : Male

Character Name : Wife of Mendez

Original Name : Crystal Martinez

Gender : Male

Character Name : Trailer Voice Guy (voice)

Original Name : Corey Burton

Gender : Male

Character Name : Elon Musk

Original Name : Elon Musk

Gender : Male

Character Name : Pris

Original Name : Emmy Robbin

Gender : Female

Character Name : Lieutenant Brass

Original Name : Jason Christopher

Gender : Male

Character Name : Cartel Leader

Original Name : Sam Medina

Gender : Male

Character Name : Voz's Henchman (uncredited)

Original Name : J.J. Perry

Gender : Male

Character Name : Radio Guest (uncredited)

Original Name : Александр Роднянский

Gender : Male

Character Name : Cabrito Cook

Original Name : Vincent Fuentes

Gender : Male

Character Name : Dollface

Original Name : Elle LaMont

Gender : Female

Character Name : Dying Cartel Guy

Original Name : Jorge A. Jimenez

Gender : Male

Character Name : Padre (archive footage) (uncredited)

Original Name : Cheech Marin

Gender : Male

Reviews

Per Gunnar Jonsson

@Dark Jedi

2024-05-16

I wonder what drugs Rodriguez was on when he wrote this movie but he must have been under the influence of something since it is even more weird and insanely violent than his usual concoctions. What is worse it that it really is somewhat incoherent, like ideas for scenes was just strung together with no real concern for the overall picture. I did like the movie as a two-hour distraction from reality and I had quite a few laughs at the ludicrously violent scenes. Unfortunately some of them made me squirm in my seat because the where not really funny-violent but just silly-violent. Charlie Sheen as a president was a real really poor choice of actor. Mel Gibson as Voz was better and I have to confess that I do like Michelle Rodriguez. Lady Gaga? Well, “bof” as the French say. Machete himself, which to me was one of the main reasons for watching the movie, was also a bit of a disappointment. He walked through the movie like he was just boored being on the set. There was never any real spark. At the end of the movie I have to say that I felt a little disappointed. As I wrote, I did like it but it never reached the levels of enjoyment that I hoped for.