Character Name : The Male

Original Name : Mackenzie Astin

Gender : Male

Character Name : The Female

Original Name : Carmen Electra

Gender : Female

Character Name : The Narrator

Original Name : David Hyde Pierce

Gender : Male

Character Name : The Male's Friend

Original Name : Markus Redmond

Gender : Male

Character Name : The Female's Asian Friend

Original Name : Lucy Liu

Gender : Female

Character Name : The Female's Slutty Friend

Original Name : Lisa Rotondi

Gender : Female

Character Name : The Male's Mother

Original Name : Sharon Wyatt

Gender : Female

Character Name : The Male's Father

Original Name : Jack Kehler

Gender : Male

Character Name : The Female's Father

Original Name : Leo Rossi

Gender : Male

Character Name : The Female's Mother

Original Name : Antonette Saftler

Gender : Male

Character Name : The Female's Ex-Boyfriend

Original Name : Marc Blucas

Gender : Male

Character Name : The Female's Boss

Original Name : Anne Gee Byrd

Gender : Female

Character Name : The Female's Brother

Original Name : Eric Kushnick

Gender : Male

Character Name : The Wise Old Woman

Original Name : Linda Porter

Gender : Female

Character Name : The Female's Fantasy Son

Original Name : Tyler Abugov

Gender : Male

Character Name : The Large Female

Original Name : Lynn Ann Leveridge

Gender : Female

Character Name : The Male as a Cub

Original Name : Adam Abugov

Gender : Male

Character Name : The Ex-Boyfriend's Friend

Original Name : William Morts

Gender : Male

Character Name : The Baby

Original Name : Noah M. Breedon

Gender : Male