Comedy

Stuck on You

- Brothers that are stuck together...stick together.

In Martha's Vineyard, Mass., conjoined twins Walt and Bob Tenor make the best of their handicap by being the fastest grill cooks in town. While outgoing Walt hopes to one day become a famous actor, shy Bob prefers to stay out of the spotlight. When a fading Hollywood actress, Cher, decides to get her show "Honey and the Beaze" cancelled, she hires Walt -- and his brotherly appendage -- as her costars. But their addition surprisingly achieves the opposite.

Release Date : 2003-12-10

Language :English

Adult : false

Status : Released

Production Company : Conundrum Entertainment20th Century Fox

Production Country : United States of America

Alternative Titles :

Cast

Character Name : Bob

Original Name : Matt Damon

Gender : Male

Character Name : Walt

Original Name : Greg Kinnear

Gender : Male

Character Name : April

Original Name : Eva Mendes

Gender : Female

Character Name : May

Original Name : Wen Yann Shih

Gender : Female

Character Name : Mimmy

Original Name : Pat Crawford Brown

Gender : Female

Character Name : Rocket

Original Name : Ray 'Rocket' Valliere

Gender : Male

Character Name : Tommy

Original Name : Tommy Songin

Gender : Male

Character Name : Moe

Original Name : Terence Bernie Hines

Gender : Male

Character Name : Cher

Original Name : Cher

Gender : Female

Character Name : Howard

Original Name : Jackie Flynn

Gender : Male

Character Name : Morty O'Reilly

Original Name : Seymour Cassel

Gender : Male

Character Name : Griffin Dunne

Original Name : Griffin Dunne

Gender : Male

Character Name : Vineyard Cutie

Original Name : Bridget Tobin

Gender : Male

Character Name : Dicky

Original Name : Danny Murphy

Gender : Male

Character Name : Vineyard Buddy

Original Name : Malcolm G. Chase Jr.

Gender : Male

Character Name : Dart in Head Guy

Original Name : Steve Cerrone

Gender : Male

Character Name : Short-Fused Geezer

Original Name : Docky

Gender : Male

Character Name : Eddie

Original Name : Will Coogan

Gender : Male

Character Name : George

Original Name : Skyler Stone

Gender : Male

Character Name : Vineyard Patron

Original Name : Leslie Monroe

Gender : Male

Character Name : Hockey Stud

Original Name : Mike Cerrone

Gender : Male

Character Name : Umpire #1

Original Name : Michael Lee Merrins

Gender : Male

Character Name : Umpire #2

Original Name : Jonathan Cauff

Gender : Male

Character Name : Baseball Coach

Original Name : Sean Gildea

Gender : Male

Character Name : Fox Prexy

Original Name : Michael Callan

Gender : Male

Character Name : Officer Fraioli

Original Name : Dane Cook

Gender : Male

Character Name : Officer Reney

Original Name : Steve Tyler

Gender : Male

Character Name : Officer Hill

Original Name : Peter Dante

Gender : Male

Character Name : Officer Johnson

Original Name : Benjamin Koldyke

Gender : Male

Character Name : Bar Hottie

Original Name : Jessica Cauffiel

Gender : Female

Character Name : Executive #1

Original Name : Roger Fan

Gender : Male

Character Name : Executive #2

Original Name : Jennifer Burnham

Gender : Male

Character Name : Cher's Assistant

Original Name : Elaine Curtis

Gender : Female

Character Name : Wes

Original Name : Gary Valentine

Gender : Male

Character Name : Purse Babe #1

Original Name : Mariann Neary

Gender : Female

Character Name : Purse Babe #2

Original Name : Terez Kocsis

Gender : Male

Character Name : Head Surgeon

Original Name : Ben Carson

Gender : Male

Character Name : Assisting Surgeon

Original Name : Sayed Badreya

Gender : Male

Character Name : Nurse's Aide

Original Name : Hillary Matthews

Gender : Female

Character Name : Handsome Hospital Orderly

Original Name : Dan Geraci

Gender : Male

Character Name : Hospital Heartthrob

Original Name : Bob Mone

Gender : Male

Character Name : Tall Man

Original Name : Brian Mone

Gender : Male

Character Name : Jogger Babe #1

Original Name : Catherine McCord

Gender : Female

Character Name : Jogger Babe #2

Original Name : Kelly Albanese

Gender : Female

Character Name : Jogger Babe #3

Original Name : Paulina Neely

Gender : Female

Character Name : Mr. Tourist

Original Name : Daniel Greene

Gender : Male

Character Name : Laughing Director

Original Name : Brian Hayes Currie

Gender : Male

Character Name : Casting Agent #2

Original Name : Tracy Ashton

Gender : Female

Character Name : Casting Agent #7

Original Name : Ellen Jacoby

Gender : Female

Character Name : Space Alien #2

Original Name : Doug Jones

Gender : Male

Character Name : Makeup Babe

Original Name : Lin Shaye

Gender : Female

Character Name : Porno Director

Original Name : Johnny Cicco

Gender : Male

Character Name : Marianna Trench

Original Name : Juliet Cariaga

Gender : Female

Character Name : Beaze Security Guard

Original Name : Jeff Ross

Gender : Male

Character Name : Pete Peterson

Original Name : Googy Gress

Gender : Male

Character Name : Jay Leno

Original Name : Jay Leno

Gender : Male

Character Name : Beaze Assistant Director

Original Name : Gene Feldman

Gender : Male

Character Name : Pepper Spray Cutie

Original Name : Kiele Sanchez

Gender : Female

Character Name : Luke Wilson

Original Name : Luke Wilson

Gender : Male

Character Name : Double Bubble Casting Agent

Original Name : Nikki Tyler-Flynn

Gender : Female

Character Name : Computer Geek #1

Original Name : Tom Brady

Gender : Male

Character Name : Computer Geek #2

Original Name : Lawyer Milloy

Gender : Male

Character Name : Beaze Stagehand

Original Name : George Christy

Gender : Male

Character Name : Drive-by Heckler

Original Name : Stephen Saux

Gender : Male

Character Name : Barney's Waitress

Original Name : Tracey Ruggiero

Gender : Female

Character Name : Bus Stop Bombshell

Original Name : Rhona Mitra

Gender : Female

Character Name : Blonde Double Bubble Babe

Original Name : Ashley B. Howard

Gender : Female

Character Name : Brunette Double Bubble Babe

Original Name : Monika Kramlik

Gender : Female

Character Name : Choreographer / Waiter

Original Name : Adam Shankman

Gender : Male

Character Name : MV Hockey Player

Original Name : Cam Neely

Gender : Male

Character Name : Dancer #3

Original Name : Lisa Ratzin

Gender : Female

Character Name : LA Restaurant Patron

Original Name : Apple Farrelly

Gender : Female

Character Name : MV Sideline Fan

Original Name : Remy Thorne

Gender : Male

Character Name : Pro Golf Tour Caddy

Original Name : Troy Brown

Gender : Male

Character Name : Bonnie & Clyde Musical Audience

Original Name : Ryan Biegel

Gender : Male

Character Name : Frankie Muniz (uncredited)

Original Name : Frankie Muniz

Gender : Male

Character Name : Theatre Patron (uncredited)

Original Name : Deborah Smith Ford

Gender : Female

Character Name : Mary Hart (uncredited)

Original Name : Mary Hart

Gender : Female

Character Name : Meryl Streep (uncredited)

Original Name : Meryl Streep

Gender : Female

Character Name : MV Sideline Fan (uncredited)

Original Name : Bella Thorne

Gender : Female

Character Name : Jesse Ventura (uncredited)

Original Name : Jesse Ventura

Gender : Male

Character Name : Fernanda Lima (uncredited)

Original Name : Fernanda Lima

Gender : Female

Reviews

Kamurai

@Kamurai

2021-06-23

Decent watch at best, could watch again, and can recommend. I'm a fan of Matt Damon, but not so much Greg Kinnear, though both are clearly quality actors. This movie is extremely charming, and very well written and produced. It is obvious that they knew they had a contentious concept and needed to create something that deals with it carefully and tastefully. As an idea that, "oh, they can't get away from each other!" is funny short term, like if they were glued together on accident ("Family Guy"), but as the sadness of the reality sets in they try to compete with overly ridiculous scenarios that wouldn't happen in real life and try to swing the odd situations as beneficial. As that becomes obviously untrue, the sadness of it sets back in and is doubled by the idea of being permanently stuck with someone so wildly different that you. If you can look past reality, then there is a lot of good humor in here, and a really touching love story crossed with a story of ambition versus family. Other than funny, this movie feels like it tries to be too many things, but that comes from having two wildly different characters each pursuing their own stories. There's just a lot of overhead. There are a lot of problems with the movie, but it's uniquely charming, and there just aren't many conjoined twin stories.