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Gladiatress

- Does my gluteus maximus look big in this?

Three unlikely heroines set out to thwart a Roman invasion and save Celtic Britain in their own unique and outrageous style.

Release Date : 2004-08-19

Language :EnglishPolishHungarian

Adult : false

Status : Released

Production Company : Mission Pictures

Production Country : United Kingdom

Alternative Titles :

Cast

Character Name : Dwyfuc

Original Name : Doon Mackichan

Gender : Female

Character Name : Smirgut the Fierce

Original Name : Fiona Allen

Gender : Female

Character Name : Worthaboutapig

Original Name : Sally Phillips

Gender : Female

Character Name : General Rhinus

Original Name : David Hayman

Gender : Male

Character Name : Caesar

Original Name : Ronan Vibert

Gender : Male

Character Name : Mrs Goatsplitter

Original Name : Pam Ferris

Gender : Female

Character Name : Dubonet Warrior

Original Name : Rory MacGregor

Gender : Male

Character Name : Jean Marcosivellauniviromandiboule

Original Name : Philippe De Grossouvre

Gender : Male

Character Name : Queen Tuathfhlaifthfth

Original Name : Marcia Warren

Gender : Female

Character Name : Wolfsclaw

Original Name : Adam Fogerty

Gender : Male

Character Name : Crassus

Original Name : Nicholas Le Prevost

Gender : Male

Character Name : French Speaker

Original Name : Dermot Keaney

Gender : Male

Character Name : Hermes, Stage Manager

Original Name : Mark Benton

Gender : Male

Character Name : Firmus

Original Name : Tristan Gemmill

Gender : Male

Character Name : Dubonni Woman

Original Name : Nicola Stephenson

Gender : Female

Character Name : Andrasta

Original Name : Sandra Reinton

Gender : Male

Character Name : Chamberlain

Original Name : William Chubb

Gender : Male

Character Name : Welsh Suitor

Original Name : Brendan O'Hea

Gender : Male

Character Name : Geordie Suitor

Original Name : Dorian MacDonald

Gender : Male

Character Name : Messenger

Original Name : Bruno Lastra

Gender : Male

Character Name : Lofacta

Original Name : Anna Wilson-Jones

Gender : Female

Character Name : Barman

Original Name : George Antoni

Gender : Male

Character Name : Moneychanger

Original Name : Joe Fraser

Gender : Male

Character Name : Cockney Smuggler

Original Name : Cliff Parisi

Gender : Male

Character Name : Cockney Lookout

Original Name : Julian Rivett

Gender : Male

Character Name : Pictish Man

Original Name : Lloyd Hutchinson

Gender : Male

Character Name : Roman Officer

Original Name : Nick Cavaliere

Gender : Male

Character Name : Lawyer

Original Name : Hugh Sachs

Gender : Male

Character Name : Schlaffwaffe

Original Name : Joe Montana

Gender : Male

Character Name :

Original Name : Oliver Ford Davies

Gender : Male

Reviews

CinemaSerf

@Geronimo1967

2023-09-04

Ok, come on - it's not so very, very bad... Yes, the jokes are pretty puerile and the acting leaves quite a lot to be desired, but isn't this just running with the baton well established by the equally tarnished "Carry On" films - only, to be fair, without quite the same degree of sexist and banal innuendo? The plot is nonsense, but that doesn't really matter - it's meant to be a light-hearted role-reversal film where the stereotypes are reversed and it is the women who have the brains to defeat the encroaching Roman Legions invading Celtic Britain back in the day when togas and face painting were not just things on a Christian Lacroix catwalk. It clearly had a tiny budget, none of which was spent on a decent script, and you just know you are never going to get this 90 minutes of your life back again, but the character names are mildly amusing and the cast - especially Marcia Warren and Pam Ferris seem to be having a laugh too - with or at is anyone's guess. Rubbish, yes - but it's British rubbish...