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Gender : Male

Character Name : Gina, Simon's Girlfriend

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Gender : Female

Character Name : Jorge, Columbian Jewel Thief

Original Name : Frankie Bee

Gender : Male

Character Name : Gustavo, Columbian Jewel Thief

Original Name : Christopher M. Dukes

Gender : Male

Character Name : Lars, the Donut Guy

Original Name : Lars Erik Madsen

Gender : Male

Character Name : Mort, Simon's Father

Original Name : Dick Mueller

Gender : Male

Character Name : Evan, Simon's Brother

Original Name : Scott Kurz

Gender : Male

Character Name : Claudette, Simon's Sister

Original Name : Rene Johnson

Gender : Male

Character Name : Myra, Simon's Mother

Original Name : Melissa Jarecke

Gender : Male

Character Name : Bob, Charismatic Guitar Player

Original Name : Robert J. Garfield

Gender : Male

Character Name : Telemarketing Trainer

Original Name : Tim Siragusa

Gender : Male

Character Name : Jeweler

Original Name : Donald Ray Schwartz

Gender : Male

Character Name : Himself (Nebraska Governor)

Original Name : Ben Nelson

Gender : Male

Character Name : Himself (Douglas County Sheriff)

Original Name : Richard A. Roth

Gender : Male

Character Name : Himself (Dept. of Roads Director)

Original Name : Allan Abbott

Gender : Male

Character Name : Himself (Chancellor, University of Nebraska - Omaha)

Original Name : Delbert D. Weber

Gender : Male

Character Name : FEDS Host

Original Name : Michael Scott

Gender : Male

Character Name : Lead FEDS Agent

Original Name : Earl E. Bates III

Gender : Male

Character Name : Buddhist Guru

Original Name : David Gaines

Gender : Male

Character Name : Ian, the Photographer

Original Name : Aaron Fili

Gender : Male

Character Name : Bookstore Owner

Original Name : Thomas F. Rudloff

Gender : Male

Character Name : Roving Gang of Iowa Kickboxers

Original Name : Scott Blankenship

Gender : Male

Character Name : FEDS Agent

Original Name : Chip Burns

Gender : Male

Character Name : Buddhist Monk

Original Name : Bruce Cole-Edwards

Gender : Male

Character Name : FEDS Victim

Original Name : Shea Degan

Gender : Male

Character Name : Bumpkin at Truck Stop

Original Name : James E. Duff

Gender : Male

Character Name : Himself

Original Name : Jim Exon

Gender : Male

Character Name : FEDS Agent

Original Name : Marilyine Franklin

Gender : Male

Character Name : FEDS Agent

Original Name : Greg Fredrick

Gender : Male

Character Name : Telemarketer

Original Name : J.B. Jones

Gender : Male

Character Name : Telemarketer

Original Name : Katie Kasher

Gender : Male

Character Name : Coffee Drinker Under Window

Original Name : Steve Kuhn

Gender : Male

Character Name : Pipe Smoker

Original Name : David Kundy

Gender : Male

Character Name : Skateboard Dude

Original Name : Aaron Kurzdorfer

Gender : Male

Character Name : Announcer

Original Name : Larry Michelson

Gender : Male

Character Name : Himself (Omaha Mayor)

Original Name : P.J. Morgan

Gender : Male

Character Name : Roving Gang of Iowa Kickboxers

Original Name : Johari Nichols

Gender : Male

Character Name : Child on Street in Omaha

Original Name : Rachael Osborn

Gender : Male

Character Name : Roving Gang of Iowa Kickboxers

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Gender : Male

Character Name : Telemarketing Student

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Gender : Male

Character Name : Waiter

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Gender : Male

Character Name : FEDS Agent

Original Name : Kent Theesen

Gender : Male

Character Name : Lead Kickboxer (Chicken Man)

Original Name : Fritz Thorne

Gender : Male