Science FictionComedy

Play-Mate of the Apes

Three sexy astronauts crash land on a planet where apes rule. They attract the attention of human-friendly scientist Dr Kweera and the wild woman Uvala and soon unbridled female lust threatens ape society.

Release Date : 2002-02-26

Language :English

Adult : false

Status : Released

Production Company : Seduction CinemaE.I. Independent Cinema

Production Country : United States of America

Alternative Titles :

Cast

Character Name : Commander Gaylor

Original Name : Erin Brown

Gender : Female

Character Name : Uvula

Original Name : Darian Caine

Gender : Female

Character Name : Dr. Cornholeous

Original Name : Debbie Rochon

Gender : Female

Character Name : Lt. Pushkintucushkin

Original Name : Anushka Garin

Gender : Female

Character Name : Lt. Fornication

Original Name : Sharon Engert

Gender : Female

Character Name : Barbarian Queen

Original Name : Shelby Taylor

Gender : Male

Character Name : Captain Laid

Original Name : John Bacchus

Gender : Male

Character Name : Heston

Original Name : John Paul Fedele

Gender : Male

Character Name : Ape

Original Name : Pete Jacelone

Gender : Male

Character Name : The Missing Link

Original Name : John Link

Gender : Male

Reviews

GenerationofSwine

@GenerationofSwine

2023-01-12

Were you expecting monkey sex? Be honest. I'll admit I was kind of thinking monkey sex when I picked it up. Kind of disappointed wasn't it? At least have two people dressed up as apes ala The Bloodhound Gang going at it. Do you have that song stuck in your head now? The Bad Touch? Be honest, it's OK, the Bloodhound Gang was a fun band. Nothing to be ashamed of there. Anyway.... What you do get is lesbians and fake boobs and cheap humor and a pink gorilla. What you don't get is an adaptation of Planet of the Apes that is any real fun. And that is what you are looking for isn't it? It's not really monkey sex, you were kind of looking for a soft pornographic spoof of a science-fiction classic. And as fun as it was, it kind of failed in the spoof department. I'd honestly give it 10 stars if it had any other title, just because you expect cheap humor and boobs from movies like this. But with a title like "Play-Mate of the Apes," you also expected the humor to be more relevant to Planet of the Apes and it failed to deliver that.