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The Night Watchmen

- Some men were born heroes... It wasn't these guys.

Three inept night watchmen, aided by a young rookie and a fearless tabloid journalist, fight an epic battle to save their lives. A mistaken warehouse delivery unleashes a horde of hungry vampires, and these unlikely heroes must not only save themselves but also stop the scourge that threatens to take over the city of Baltimore.

Release Date : 2017-03-04

Language :English

Adult : false

Status : Released

Production Company : Contender FilmsStudio BOHIndie EntertainmentOrama FilmworksSplendid Film

Production Country : United States of America

Alternative Titles :

Cast

Character Name : Ken

Original Name : Ken Arnold

Gender : Male

Character Name : Luca

Original Name : Dan DeLuca

Gender : Male

Character Name : Jiggetts

Original Name : Kevin Jiggetts

Gender : Male

Character Name : Karen

Original Name : Kara Luiz

Gender : Male

Character Name : Rajeeve

Original Name : Max Gray Wilbur

Gender : Male

Character Name : Randall

Original Name : James Remar

Gender : Male

Character Name : Willy

Original Name : Matt Servitto

Gender : Male

Character Name : Penny

Original Name : Diona Reasonover

Gender : Female

Character Name : Margaret

Original Name : Rain Pryor

Gender : Female

Character Name : Stacy

Original Name : Tiffany Shepis

Gender : Female

Character Name : Danielle

Original Name : Sarah French

Gender : Female

Character Name : Office Vampire

Original Name : Bill Steffey

Gender : Male

Reviews

Kamurai

@Kamurai

2021-06-23

Horrible watch, will not watch again, and recommend you actively avoid. I'm not even sure this one would make a good Bad Movie Night. It's essentially a bunch of jokes written with the concept of normalcy happening in a completely crazy situation just strung together. The jokes are mediocre at best, the cast isn't great, and it's a minimal production budget. Even if the budget was better, I'm not sure the vision is of quality. This is allegedly a "vampire" movie, and after Twilight, I didn't think I could be upset at vampires in a different way, but this movie found it: just treat them like zombies. This is literally a "fast zombie" / infected movie, but instead, they call them vampires because they can't handle sunlight. I have a very long statement about what vampires were, what they've become, what they mean, and what they should be, but honestly this movie isn't worth it here in this review. Just avoid it, unless you've run out of zombie movies to watch.