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Jayson Bend: Queen and Country

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Jayson Bend (also known as “Agent 009”) is an openly gay British super spy! Modeled completely after James Bond, he drives fast and plays hard - always with other hot boys. In this truly impressive 48-minute parody/homage, the first in an on-going series, Jayson teams up with a sexy Swiss counterpart to try and stop the world’s largest global hair salon chain, and their nefarious CEO, from launching a satellite that will threaten the very fate of human existence. Don’t miss this exhilarating new thrill ride!

Release Date : 2015-05-01

Language :English

Adult : false

Status : Released

Production Company : Take a Seat Pictures

Production Country : United Kingdom

Alternative Titles :

Cast

Davis Brooks

Character Name : Jayson Bend

Original Name : Davis Brooks

Gender : Male

William Ludwig

Character Name : Max Johnson

Original Name : William Ludwig

Gender : Male

Paul Norton

Character Name : Ray Perdood

Original Name : Paul Norton

Gender : Male

Tom Read Wilson

Character Name : Alec DeCoque

Original Name : Tom Read Wilson

Gender : Male

Djalenga Scott

Character Name : Katya Kokhov

Original Name : Djalenga Scott

Gender : Female

Chris Lew Kum Hoi

Character Name : Dr. Tu Yang

Original Name : Chris Lew Kum Hoi

Gender : Male

Jonathan Hansler

Character Name : G

Original Name : Jonathan Hansler

Gender : Male

Louise Templeton

Character Name : L

Original Name : Louise Templeton

Gender : Male

Wayne Fitzsimmons

Character Name : Evil Hairdresser

Original Name : Wayne Fitzsimmons

Gender : Male

Reviews

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@Geronimo1967

2022-03-28

What makes this James Bond parody quite interesting is that it quite successfully juxtaposes all the heterosexual stereotyping and language into an homosexual environment. The "Dr. Goodhead" & "Pussy Galore" characterisations renamed "Alec Du Coque" and "Katya Kokhov". The story - not that it matters - is of an evil hair salon owner who has devised a cunning plan to take over every hairdressers in the world by way of some secret formula and a satellite. British intelligence sends it's best agent ("009") - a very suave, dapper Davis Brooks to sort him out. Tom Read Wilson (his lovestruck sidekick - bears a passing resemblance to Rami Malek) and Paul Norton in his best Steven Berkoff role as the baddie have their tongues firmly planted somewhere (best not to ask). It's had some decent cash to play with; it's got all the gadgets, fast cars, designer suits and the photography, effects and style of the thing aren't at all bad. Sure, the humour is a bit puerile with loads of clumsy double-entendres - but hey, isn't James Bond?