Character Name : Valentin Duquesne, aka Valentin D.

Original Name : Dany Boon

Gender : Male

Character Name : Suzanne Duquesne, Valentin's mother

Original Name : Line Renaud

Gender : Female

Character Name : Constance Brandt, wife of Valentin

Original Name : Laurence Arné

Gender : Female

Character Name : Louloute, Valentin's ex-fiancée

Original Name : Valérie Bonneton

Gender : Female

Character Name : Gustave, Valentin's brother

Original Name : Guy Lecluyse

Gender : Male

Character Name : Alexander, Constance's father

Original Name : François Berléand

Gender : Male

Character Name : Joseph Duquesne, Valentine's father

Original Name : Pierre Richard

Gender : Male

Character Name : Britney

Original Name : Juliane Lepoureau

Gender : Female

Character Name : Speech therapist

Original Name : Stéphane Pezerat

Gender : Male

Character Name : Professor Rosenberg

Original Name : Aladin Reibel

Gender : Male

Character Name : Paparazzi

Original Name : Thomas VDB

Gender : Male

Character Name : Fernando Alvarez

Original Name : Dan Cohen

Gender : Male

Character Name : Kate Fischer

Original Name : Judi Beecher

Gender : Female

Character Name : Madame de Cléry

Original Name : Antonia de Rendinger

Gender : Female

Character Name : Alexander's lawyer

Original Name : Ludovic Pinette

Gender : Male

Character Name : Olga

Original Name : Ludmila Mikhailova

Gender : Female

Character Name : Receptionist

Original Name : Slimane Majdi

Gender : Male

Character Name : Receptionist

Original Name : Clémence Beauxis

Gender : Female

Character Name : Baroness

Original Name : Silvie Laguna

Gender : Female

Character Name : Security agent

Original Name : Yan Tual

Gender : Male

Character Name : Minister of Culture

Original Name : Claudia Tagbo

Gender : Female

Character Name : Journalist Palais de Tokyo

Original Name : Nathalie Blanc

Gender : Female

Character Name : Cashier Station A1

Original Name : Pierre Buf

Gender : Male

Character Name : Accounting

Original Name : Jean-Pascal Abribat

Gender : Male

Character Name : Cashier Station A1

Original Name : Gaetano Laury

Gender : Male

Character Name : Galerist

Original Name : Karina Orr

Gender : Female

Character Name : Vassili

Original Name : Nicolas White

Gender : Male

Character Name : Professor Legard

Original Name : Vincent Primault

Gender : Male

Character Name : Tony

Original Name : Jeanfi Janssens

Gender : Male

Character Name : Staid guest

Original Name : Hugues Boucher

Gender : Male

Character Name : Lady

Original Name : Françoise Thuries

Gender : Female

Character Name : Lady

Original Name : Véronique Gallet

Gender : Male

Character Name : Guest

Original Name : Jean-Noël Martin

Gender : Male

Character Name : Staid guest

Original Name : Patrick Brossard

Gender : Male

Character Name : Employee

Original Name : Julie Schotsmans

Gender : Female

Character Name : Kad Merad

Original Name : Kad Merad

Gender : Male

Character Name : Julia Vignali

Original Name : Julia Vignali

Gender : Female

Character Name : Arthur

Original Name : Arthur

Gender : Male

Character Name : Pascal Obispo

Original Name : Pascal Obispo

Gender : Male

Character Name : Claire Chazal

Original Name : Claire Chazal

Gender : Female

Character Name : Self

Original Name : Mathieu Cayrou

Gender : Male

Character Name : Sofitel employee

Original Name : Anaelle Delouya

Gender : Female

Character Name :

Original Name : Claire Guillon

Gender : Female

Character Name : Guest (uncredited)

Original Name : Oleg Eyben

Gender : Male

Character Name : Employee (uncredited)

Original Name : Sandy Lobry

Gender : Female