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Gender : Male

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Original Name : Dursley McLinden

Gender : Male

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Original Name : Susannah York

Gender : Female

Character Name : Mr. Patel

Original Name : Saeed Jaffrey

Gender : Male

Character Name : Betty Charlady/Brenda von Falkenberg

Original Name : Patricia Hodge

Gender : Female

Character Name : Boyle

Original Name : Jimmy Nail

Gender : Male

Character Name : Jack Splendide

Original Name : Roy Kinnear

Gender : Male

Character Name : Chief Inspector Snape

Original Name : Bill Paterson

Gender : Male

Character Name : The Fat Man

Original Name : Michael Robbins

Gender : Male

Character Name : Gott

Original Name : Peter Eyre

Gender : Male

Character Name : Himmell

Original Name : Nickolas Grace

Gender : Male

Character Name : The Professor

Original Name : Michael Medwin

Gender : Male

Character Name : Henry von Falkenberg

Original Name : Forbes Collins

Gender : Male

Character Name : Johnny Naples (as Rene Ruiz)

Original Name : José René Ruiz

Gender : Male

Character Name : Lawrence

Original Name : Donald Standen

Gender : Male

Character Name : Hammett

Original Name : Jim McManus

Gender : Male

Character Name : Vicar

Original Name : Robert Bathurst

Gender : Male

Character Name : Bouncer

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Gender : Male

Character Name : Club Owner

Original Name : R.J. Bell

Gender : Male

Character Name : Traffic Warden

Original Name : Jenny Tomasin

Gender : Female

Character Name : Large Woman

Original Name : Joanna Dickens

Gender : Female

Character Name : Sales Girl

Original Name : Alison Ruffelle

Gender : Female

Character Name : Sales Girl

Original Name : Auriol Goldingham

Gender : Female

Character Name : Perturbed Mother

Original Name : Cristina Avery

Gender : Female

Character Name : Grandfather

Original Name : Charles Simon

Gender : Male

Character Name : Granddaughter

Original Name : Geraldine Muir

Gender : Male

Character Name : Uncle Holly

Original Name : Gerald Campion

Gender : Male

Character Name : Harpoon Salesman

Original Name : Ricky Diamond

Gender : Male

Character Name : Fat Man's Henchman

Original Name : Mammoth

Gender : Male

Character Name : Fatman's Henchman

Original Name : John McCoy

Gender : Male

Character Name : Fatman's Henchman

Original Name : Malcolm Baker

Gender : Male

Character Name : Fatman's Henchman

Original Name : Nicky Moore

Gender : Male

Character Name : Fatman's Hnechman

Original Name : Vinnie Reed

Gender : Male

Character Name : Dog Walker

Original Name : Mark White

Gender : Male