Character Name : Horrible Harriet Hare (voice)

Original Name : Brooke Shields

Gender : Female

Character Name : Big Boring Benedict Bunny (voice)

Original Name : John Michael Williams

Gender : Male

Character Name : Grab Takit (voice)

Original Name : James Woods

Gender : Male

Character Name : Terrible Timothy Takit (voice)

Original Name : Joe Pantoliano

Gender : Male

Character Name : Bernadette Baker / Helen Hen (voice)

Original Name : Nancy Kerrigan

Gender : Female

Character Name : Claralyne Cluck (voice)

Original Name : Sandra Bernhard

Gender : Female

Character Name : Good Gracious Grasshopper (voice)

Original Name : Gary Littman

Gender : Male

Character Name : Boss Baker (voice)

Original Name : Rob Bartlett

Gender : Male

Character Name : Tiny Tessie (voice) (as Beca Lish)

Original Name : Becca Lish

Gender : Female

Character Name : Cookey Takit (voice)

Original Name : Doug Preis

Gender : Male

Character Name : Additional Voices (voice)

Original Name : Tara Sands

Gender : Female

Character Name : Narrator (voice)

Original Name : Eli Wallach

Gender : Male

Character Name : Pinch (voice)

Original Name : Frank Simms

Gender : Male

Character Name : Sargeant O'Hare (voice)

Original Name : Chris Phillips

Gender : Male

Character Name : Muck (voice)

Original Name : Kevin Sylvan

Gender : Male

Character Name : Additional Voices (voice)

Original Name : Fred Newman

Gender : Male

Character Name : Additional Voices (voice)

Original Name : Marcia Savella

Gender : Male

Character Name : Additional Voices (voice)

Original Name : Bob Pomann

Gender : Male