Character Name : John

Original Name : Dan Cortese

Gender : Male

Character Name : Traci

Original Name : Virginia Madsen

Gender : Female

Character Name : Kate

Original Name : Brooke Shields

Gender : Female

Character Name : Vicki

Original Name : Maria Pitillo

Gender : Female

Character Name : Matt

Original Name : Johnathon Schaech

Gender : Male

Character Name : Tony

Original Name : D. B. Sweeney

Gender : Male

Character Name : Janet

Original Name : Stephanie Venditto

Gender : Female

Character Name : Naldo (as John Polito)

Original Name : Jon Polito

Gender : Male

Character Name : Himself

Original Name : Drew Pinsky

Gender : Male

Character Name : Himself

Original Name : Adam Carolla

Gender : Male

Character Name : New Man

Original Name : Dean Biasucia

Gender : Male

Character Name : Salesman

Original Name : Bo Eason

Gender : Male

Character Name : Waiter

Original Name : Michael Fino

Gender : Male

Character Name : Tweedle Dee

Original Name : Andy Kreiss

Gender : Male

Character Name : Handsome Man

Original Name : Keith Forster

Gender : Male

Character Name : Valet

Original Name : Kevin Light

Gender : Male

Character Name : Bartender

Original Name : Jock MacDonald

Gender : Male

Character Name : Assistant

Original Name : Joey Nader

Gender : Male

Character Name : Tweedle Dum

Original Name : Erik Passoja

Gender : Male

Character Name : Pool Boy (as Sebastian Guy Priddle)

Original Name : Sebastien Guy

Gender : Male

Character Name : Waitress (as Joeanne Sayler)

Original Name : Johanna Roxanne

Gender : Male

Character Name : Heavy Waitress (as Shirley Y. Scott)

Original Name : Shirley Scott

Gender : Male

Character Name : Stripper

Original Name : Stormie Shelbie

Gender : Male

Character Name : Ugly Stripper

Original Name : Stephanie Silverman

Gender : Male

Character Name : Beautiful Waitress

Original Name : Karen Tucker

Gender : Male

Character Name : Bar Patron (uncredited)

Original Name : Douglas Embry

Gender : Male

Character Name : Waiter (as Michael Fino)

Original Name : Michael Finuoli

Gender : Male

Character Name : Smiling woman (uncredited)

Original Name : Lisa Michele Jones

Gender : Male

Character Name : Len (uncredited)

Original Name : Billy Scott

Gender : Male

Character Name : Bar Patron (uncredited)

Original Name : Brian Walker

Gender : Male