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ComedyActionScience Fiction

The Watch

- Got protection?

Four everyday suburban guys come together as an excuse to escape their humdrum lives one night a week. But when they accidentally discover that their town has become overrun with aliens posing as ordinary suburbanites, they have no choice but to save their neighborhood – and the world – from total extermination.

Release Date : 2012-07-26

Language :English

Adult : false

Status : Released

Production Company : 21 Laps Entertainment

Production Country : United States of America

Alternative Titles : Neighborhood Watch

Cast

Ben Stiller

Character Name : Evan

Original Name : Ben Stiller

Gender : Male

Vince Vaughn

Character Name : Bob

Original Name : Vince Vaughn

Gender : Male

Jonah Hill

Character Name : Franklin

Original Name : Jonah Hill

Gender : Male

Richard Ayoade

Character Name : Jamarcus

Original Name : Richard Ayoade

Gender : Male

Rosemarie DeWitt

Character Name : Abby

Original Name : Rosemarie DeWitt

Gender : Female

Erinn Hayes

Character Name : Bob's Wife

Original Name : Erinn Hayes

Gender : Female

Erin Moriarty

Character Name : Chelsea

Original Name : Erin Moriarty

Gender : Female

Jill Jane Clements

Character Name : City Council Woman

Original Name : Jill Jane Clements

Gender : Female

Will Forte

Character Name : Sergeant Bressman

Original Name : Will Forte

Gender : Male

Mel Rodriguez

Character Name : Chucho

Original Name : Mel Rodriguez

Gender : Male

Doug Jones

Character Name : Hero Alien

Original Name : Doug Jones

Gender : Male

Nicholas Braun

Character Name : Jason

Original Name : Nicholas Braun

Gender : Male

R. Lee Ermey

Character Name : Manfred

Original Name : R. Lee Ermey

Gender : Male

Joe Nuñez

Character Name : Antonio Guzman

Original Name : Joe Nuñez

Gender : Male

Liz Cackowski

Character Name : Carla

Original Name : Liz Cackowski

Gender : Female

Johnny Pemberton

Character Name : Punk Kid

Original Name : Johnny Pemberton

Gender : Male

Sharon Gee

Character Name : Mrs. Kim

Original Name : Sharon Gee

Gender : Female

Eric Goins

Character Name : Random Jogger - Jared

Original Name : Eric Goins

Gender : Male

Robert C. Sibley

Character Name : Retiree #1

Original Name : Robert C. Sibley

Gender : Male

Grace Fronebarger

Character Name : Retiree #2

Original Name : Grace Fronebarger

Gender : Male

Bonnie Silver

Character Name : Retiree #3

Original Name : Bonnie Silver

Gender : Male

Paul Barlow Jr.

Character Name : City Council Member

Original Name : Paul Barlow Jr.

Gender : Male

Thomas Elliott

Character Name : Male Hooters Volunteer

Original Name : Thomas Elliott

Gender : Male

Sean Goulding

Character Name : Costco Employee - TV

Original Name : Sean Goulding

Gender : Male

Amy Napier Viteri

Character Name : Reporter

Original Name : Amy Napier Viteri

Gender : Male

Dax Flame

Character Name : Teenage Announcer

Original Name : Dax Flame

Gender : Male

Ryan Girard

Character Name : Paul's Guest #1

Original Name : Ryan Girard

Gender : Male

Kate Kneeland

Character Name : Paul's Guest #2

Original Name : Kate Kneeland

Gender : Female

Ted Huckabee

Character Name : Orgy Man #1

Original Name : Ted Huckabee

Gender : Male

Jeremiah Williams

Character Name : Orgy Man #2

Original Name : Jeremiah Williams

Gender : Male

Ethan Shapanka

Character Name : Orgy Man #3

Original Name : Ethan Shapanka

Gender : Male

Marla Malcolm

Character Name : Orgy Woman #1

Original Name : Marla Malcolm

Gender : Female

Lindsey Coley

Character Name : Orgy Woman #2

Original Name : Lindsey Coley

Gender : Female

LaDonna Allison

Character Name : Orgy Woman #3

Original Name : LaDonna Allison

Gender : Female

Andy Samberg

Character Name : Casual Wanker #1

Original Name : Andy Samberg

Gender : Male

Jorma Taccone

Character Name : Casual Wanker #2

Original Name : Jorma Taccone

Gender : Male

Akiva Schaffer

Character Name : Casual Wanker #3

Original Name : Akiva Schaffer

Gender : Male

Cathy Shim

Character Name : Asian Housewife

Original Name : Cathy Shim

Gender : Female

Carissa Capobianco

Character Name : Mandy

Original Name : Carissa Capobianco

Gender : Female

Kelsey Talley

Character Name : Twins

Original Name : Kelsey Talley

Gender : Male

Melia Talley

Character Name : Twins

Original Name : Melia Talley

Gender : Male

Patricia French

Character Name : Franklin's Mom

Original Name : Patricia French

Gender : Female

Zack Mines

Character Name : Prom Date

Original Name : Zack Mines

Gender : Male

Emilee Yuye Sikes

Character Name : Evan's Daughter

Original Name : Emilee Yuye Sikes

Gender : Male

Billy Crudup

Character Name : Neighbor

Original Name : Billy Crudup

Gender : Male

Ray Benitez

Character Name : Costco Manager (uncredited)

Original Name : Ray Benitez

Gender : Male

Justin Wheelon

Character Name : Kyle (uncredited)

Original Name : Justin Wheelon

Gender : Male

Nickolas Wolf

Character Name : Boy on Bike (uncredited)

Original Name : Nickolas Wolf

Gender : Male

Willam Belli

Character Name : Olivia (uncredited)

Original Name : Willam Belli

Gender : Male

Mitchell Roach

Character Name : Paramedic (uncredited)

Original Name : Mitchell Roach

Gender : Male

Reviews

K

Kamurai

@Kamurai

2021-06-23

Horrible watch, won't watch again, and do not recommend. I'm not a big fan of Ben Stiller (most of the time), and definitely not Vince Vaughn. I like Jonah Hill, but this is after he found some range and before he learned to control it, intense doesn't not equate funny. I thought Richard Ayoade would save it, but he just stood by and watched the train wreck happen. I do chuckle a bit thinking of him asking the other guys if this is stuff Americans find funny. This has a great premise, average joes find alien invaders, so good in fact, it's basically a trope, but the way this presents it feels like they tried to steal it from "Laser Team" and then legally distinct it from that property. Long story short, there just isn't a lot of value in the movie. It's not that funny, it is basically a huge commercial for Costco and some other obvious brands. There is so much money poured into something that feels like a waste. Don't get me wrong, it's done by professionals, it looks great, even if I don't like the Xenos design, and there is a decent script at the core of this. There is just an overall fail of execution, and lack of interesting characters and story. You should go watch "The World's End" instead.