ThrillerComedy

Heard She Got Married

A musician is suspicious of his mailman.

Release Date : 2021-06-21

Language :English

Adult : false

Status : Released

Production Company : Motern MediaShockmarathons

Production Country : United States of America

Alternative Titles : Return The Favor

Cast

Character Name : Mitch Owens

Original Name : Matt Farley

Gender : Male

Character Name : Tara Edwards

Original Name : Elizabeth M. Peterson

Gender : Female

Character Name : Tara Edwards

Original Name : Sharon Scalzo

Gender : Female

Character Name : Postman Ryan

Original Name : Ryan Desmarais

Gender : Male

Character Name : Bruce

Original Name : Kyle Kochan

Gender : Male

Character Name : Mayo

Original Name : Jay Mayo

Gender : Male

Character Name : Van Hickman

Original Name : Chris Peterson

Gender : Male

Character Name : Al Trevino

Original Name : Kevin McGee

Gender : Male

Character Name : Proctor Farm Audience

Original Name : Truman Segal

Gender : Male

Character Name : Proctor Farm Audience

Original Name : Zach Longsworth

Gender : Male

Character Name : Proctor Farm Audience

Original Name : Jon Luke Lassa

Gender : Male

Character Name : Proctor Farm Audience

Original Name : Shawn Zappala

Gender : Male

Character Name :

Original Name : Jacob Wasserman

Gender : Male

Character Name : Proctor Farm Audience

Original Name : Zarek Herold

Gender : Male

Character Name : Proctor Farm Audience

Original Name : Joe Nalieth

Gender : Male

Character Name : Kimble (the promoter)

Original Name : Ricky Mapleton

Gender : Male

Character Name :

Original Name : Theresa Peterson

Gender : Male

Character Name : Tom Scalzo

Original Name : Phil Kelnhofer

Gender : Male

Character Name :

Original Name : Jim Farley

Gender : Male

Character Name :

Original Name : Rachel Farley

Gender : Male

Character Name :

Original Name : Jim McHugh

Gender : Male

Character Name :

Original Name : Erin McHugh

Gender : Male

Character Name :

Original Name : Brian Malcolm

Gender : Male

Character Name :

Original Name : Charles Roxburgh

Gender : Male

Character Name :

Original Name : Frank Barrese

Gender : Male

Character Name :

Original Name : Joanne McGee

Gender : Male

Character Name :

Original Name : Valerie Vuto

Gender : Male

Character Name : Proctor Farm Audience

Original Name : Odilon Green

Gender : Male

Character Name : Proctor Farm Audience

Original Name : Grace Carnes

Gender : Male

Reviews

Louisa Moore - Screen Zealots

@screenzealots

2023-04-23

**By: Louisa Moore / www.ScreenZealots.com** _This film was screened at Fantastic Fest_ Fans of the Motern Media crew, who have a cult internet following, are the target audience for co-writer and director Charles Roxburgh‘s “Heard She Got Married.” The folks behind this film have a cult internet following, churning out completely homemade and self-funded movies for their select group of aficionados. I don’t think there is much appeal beyond this limited audience (although the director’s second Fantastic Fest entry “Magic Spot” fares better). Described as a “suburban noir thriller” by co-writer and star Matt Farley (I do applaud and appreciate his skill in the marketing department), the film tells the story of washed-up musician Mitch Owens (Farley) who has returned home and finally meets his new neighbor, a former bass player and now mailman, Van Hickman (Chris Peterson). Van tells Mitch about his delicious homemade hot dogs and a set of mysterious nude photos that were sent as a welcome gift. Sensing something is off, Mitch grows suspicious and is determined to figure out exactly what is going on. To reveal more would offer spoilers, but this film is more ominous than silly. As with Farley’s other films, this one features a cast of non-actors and is choppy all around. The pacing is also extremely slow and stagnant. I know it’s not easy to make a movie and I appreciate that fact, but just the act of investing time, blood, sweat, tears, and money into one doesn’t make it good, fun to watch, or successful. My initial reaction to “Heard She Got Married” is that it is a film that will not prove interesting to anyone outside of friends and family of the cast and crew. Apparently, I am mistaken. The filmmaker and his buddies have a cult-like following for a reason I cannot understand. I did not like this film as much as “Magic Spot,” which is far better. But that’s not saying much.