Character Name : Topper Harley

Original Name : Charlie Sheen

Gender : Male

Character Name : President Thomas 'Tug' Benson

Original Name : Lloyd Bridges

Gender : Male

Character Name : Ramada Rodham Hayman

Original Name : Valeria Golino

Gender : Female

Character Name : Col. Denton Walters

Original Name : Richard Crenna

Gender : Male

Character Name : Dexter Hayman

Original Name : Rowan Atkinson

Gender : Male

Character Name : Commander Arvid Harbinger

Original Name : Miguel Ferrer

Gender : Male

Character Name : Michelle Rodham Huddleston

Original Name : Brenda Bakke

Gender : Female

Character Name : Saddam Hussein

Original Name : Jerry Haleva

Gender : Male

Character Name : Gerou

Original Name : David Wohl

Gender : Male

Character Name : Gray Edwards

Original Name : Mitchell Ryan

Gender : Male

Character Name : Williams

Original Name : Michael Colyar

Gender : Male

Character Name : Rabinowitz

Original Name : Ryan Stiles

Gender : Male

Character Name : Lavinia Rodham Benson

Original Name : Rosemary Johnston

Gender : Female

Character Name : Team 2 Leader

Original Name : Ben Lemon

Gender : Male

Character Name : Richard Nixon

Original Name : Buck McDancer

Gender : Male

Character Name : Gerald Ford

Original Name : Larry Lindsey

Gender : Male

Character Name : Jimmy Carter

Original Name : Ed Beheler

Gender : Male

Character Name : George Bush

Original Name : Daniel T. Healy

Gender : Male

Character Name : Ronald Reagan

Original Name : Jay Koch

Gender : Male

Character Name : Navy Seal

Original Name : Charles Haugk

Gender : Male

Character Name : Mrs. Rodham Soto

Original Name : Dian Kobayashi

Gender : Male

Character Name : Self

Original Name : Bob Vila

Gender : Male

Character Name : Geronimo

Original Name : Stuart Proud Eagle Grant

Gender : Male

Character Name : Michael Corleone Lookalike

Original Name : J. D. DeKranis

Gender : Male

Character Name : Captain McCluskey Lookalike

Original Name : Bob Legionaire

Gender : Male

Character Name : Sollozzo Lookalike

Original Name : Corey Rand

Gender : Male

Character Name : Limo Driver

Original Name : Tony Edwards

Gender : Male

Character Name : Kick Boxer Opponent

Original Name : James Lew

Gender : Male

Character Name : Corrupt Kick Boxing Referee

Original Name : Gerald Okamura

Gender : Male

Character Name : Thai Kick Boxing Sportscaster

Original Name : Chi Muoi Lo

Gender : Male

Character Name : Black Kick Boxing Sportscaster

Original Name : Ron Pitts

Gender : Male

Character Name : Phil

Original Name : Norm Compton

Gender : Male

Character Name : Radio Operator

Original Name : Kelly Connell

Gender : Male

Character Name : News Anchorman

Original Name : Wayne Satz

Gender : Male

Character Name : News Reporter

Original Name : Pat Harvey

Gender : Male

Character Name : Singing Waiter

Original Name : Joseph V. Perry

Gender : Male

Character Name : Singing Busboy

Original Name : Oz Tortora

Gender : Male

Character Name : Veiled Woman

Original Name : Judith Kahan

Gender : Female

Character Name : Sleeping Guard

Original Name : Shaun Toub

Gender : Male

Character Name : Adrian Messenger

Original Name : Mark Steen

Gender : Male

Character Name : Train Conductor

Original Name : Carey Tall Sr.

Gender : Male

Character Name : Cab Driver

Original Name : Don Miloyevich

Gender : Male

Character Name : Iraqi Door Guard

Original Name : Ed Nassaney

Gender : Male

Character Name : Iraqi Soldier

Original Name : Andrew M. Siegel

Gender : Male

Character Name : Iraqi Boat Driver

Original Name : C. Ransom Walrod

Gender : Male

Character Name : Necktie Guard

Original Name : John Escobar

Gender : Male

Character Name : Mother Whose Baby is Snatched

Original Name : Nancy Abrahams

Gender : Female

Character Name : Snatched Baby

Original Name : Charlie Abrahams

Gender : Male

Character Name : Slim Woman at Banquet

Original Name : Jane Butenoff

Gender : Male

Character Name : Gray Edwards' Concubine

Original Name : Louise Yaffe

Gender : Female

Character Name : Gray Edwards' Concubine

Original Name : Eleanor Schiff

Gender : Female

Character Name : Nun Not in This Movie

Original Name : Pamela Thompson

Gender : Male

Character Name : Nun Not in This Movie

Original Name : Karen Proft

Gender : Male

Character Name : Cop (as Jack Bernstein)

Original Name : Jack I. Bernstein

Gender : Male

Character Name : Backyard Family

Original Name : Don Gruenberg

Gender : Male

Character Name : Backyard Family

Original Name : Alice Gruenberg

Gender : Male

Character Name : Backyard Family

Original Name : Jamie Abrahams

Gender : Female

Character Name : Basketball Player

Original Name : Joseph Abrahams

Gender : Male

Character Name : Chain Skimmer

Original Name : Alison Anne Abrohams

Gender : Male

Character Name : Kickboxing Mother

Original Name : Deborah Hwang-Marriott

Gender : Male

Character Name : Kickboxing Child

Original Name : William Haig Marriott

Gender : Male

Character Name : American Gladiator Siren

Original Name : Shelley Beattie

Gender : Male

Character Name : American Gladiator Zap

Original Name : Raye Hollitt

Gender : Female

Character Name : Rufshaad

Original Name : Andreas Katsulas

Gender : Male

Character Name : Prime Minister Soto

Original Name : Clyde Kusatsu

Gender : Male

Character Name : The Captain

Original Name : Gregory Sierra

Gender : Male

Character Name : Capt. Benjamin L. Willard (uncredited)

Original Name : Martin Sheen

Gender : Male

Character Name : Kick Boxing Fight Crowd Member (uncredited)

Original Name : Al Leong

Gender : Male