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Horror

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre

- What you know about fear...doesn't even come close.

After picking up a traumatized young hitchhiker, five friends find themselves stalked and hunted by a chainsaw-wielding killer and his family of equally psychopathic killers.

Release Date : 2003-05-21

Language :English

Adult : false

Status : Released

Production Company : Next EntertainmentPlatinum DunesRadar PicturesNew Line CinemaFocus Features

Production Country : United States of America

Alternative Titles : Michael Bay's Texas Chainsaw Massacre

Cast

Jessica Biel

Character Name : Erin Hardesty

Original Name : Jessica Biel

Gender : Female

Jonathan Tucker

Character Name : Morgan

Original Name : Jonathan Tucker

Gender : Male

Andrew Bryniarski

Character Name : Thomas Hewitt / Leatherface

Original Name : Andrew Bryniarski

Gender : Male

Erica Leerhsen

Character Name : Pepper

Original Name : Erica Leerhsen

Gender : Female

Eric Balfour

Character Name : Kemper

Original Name : Eric Balfour

Gender : Male

Mike Vogel

Character Name : Andy

Original Name : Mike Vogel

Gender : Male

R. Lee Ermey

Character Name : Sheriff Hoyt

Original Name : R. Lee Ermey

Gender : Male

David Dorfman

Character Name : Jedidiah

Original Name : David Dorfman

Gender : Male

Lauren German

Character Name : The Hitchhiker

Original Name : Lauren German

Gender : Female

Heather Kafka

Character Name : Henrietta

Original Name : Heather Kafka

Gender : Female

Terrence Evans

Character Name : Monty Hewitt

Original Name : Terrence Evans

Gender : Male

Marietta Marich

Character Name : Luda Mae Hewitt

Original Name : Marietta Marich

Gender : Female

John Larroquette

Character Name : Narrator (voice)

Original Name : John Larroquette

Gender : Male

Kathy Lamkin

Character Name : Tea Lady in Trailer

Original Name : Kathy Lamkin

Gender : Female

Brad Leland

Character Name : Big Rig Bob

Original Name : Brad Leland

Gender : Male

Mamie Meek

Character Name : Clerk

Original Name : Mamie Meek

Gender : Female

Harry Jay Knowles

Character Name : Victim On a Silver Platter (uncredited)

Original Name : Harry Jay Knowles

Gender : Male

Reviews

C

Charles Tatum

@CharlesTatum

2023-09-30

Producer Michael Bay steered this remake of the infamous 1970's horror flick, without bringing in anything new. When I first saw the trailer for this version of the story, I thought it looked a lot like a hurried sequel to the contemporary silly release "Wrong Turn." Five youths on their way to a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert pick up a young hitchhiker who commits suicide in the back of their van. Looking for help, and a little common sense, they stumble upon a weird family and their chainsaw wielding offspring. Much violence and such ensues. While the first TCM was not perfect, I eventually learned to love the shaky camera, lousy sound, and cheap look. One reason that film worked for me was the fact that much of the horror took place in blinding daylight, the cast was hot and uncomfortable, and it showed. In this version, even with the original's director of photography, most of the shots are too calculated. The horrors in the dark are not all that horrifying. This might be the rantings of a jaded horror film fan, but I never got the same feeling of unease as I did in the first film. Much of the original's story has been changed as film makers tried to keep the audience guessing by not doing a shot by shot remake, like Gus Van Sant's "Psycho." The absolute lunacy of the first film's family was strange enough, here the members are more dimwitted than scary. This lessens the impact of Leatherface's scenes. You know he is the worst it can get, you don't have an equally sick family to fall back on. One disappointing scene involves the heroine Erin (Jessica Biel) running to a trailer and meeting two women who will obviously not help her. Instead of being a tense moment, where mind games involving drinking a seemingly harmless cup of tea could be played out, the women are there for nothing more than exposition, blaming Leatherface's penchant to kill on being teased when he was younger for a degenerative skin disease. The five victims all meld together, Nispel's direction is okay, but the cinematography is too nice for this type of horror film. The black and white scratchy scenes recall TV's "Millennium" or "The Blair Witch Project." If I would compare "The Texas Chainsaw Massacre" to anything, it would be the terrible sequels that came out after the original "The Texas Chainsaw Massacre" to that point. Just one was watchable, "Leatherface," but with the exception of Part 2, they were all simply remakes of the original film. Most direct to video sequels do that now, and while this film tries to be something different, it is simply a remake that cannot match the original. As Leatherface and the clan enter a new millennium, their wrinkles were showing.