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Original Name : John Cusack

Gender : Male

Character Name : Debi Newberry

Original Name : Minnie Driver

Gender : Female

Character Name : Grocer

Original Name : Dan Aykroyd

Gender : Male

Character Name : Marcella

Original Name : Joan Cusack

Gender : Female

Character Name : Dr. Oatman

Original Name : Alan Arkin

Gender : Male

Character Name : Steven Lardner

Original Name : Hank Azaria

Gender : Male

Character Name : Paul Spericki

Original Name : Jeremy Piven

Gender : Male

Character Name : Mr. Bart Newberry

Original Name : Mitchell Ryan

Gender : Male

Character Name : Bob Destepello

Original Name : Michael Cudlitz

Gender : Male

Character Name : Terry Rostand

Original Name : Steve Pink

Gender : Male

Character Name : Kenneth McCullers

Original Name : K. Todd Freeman

Gender : Male

Character Name : Eckhart

Original Name : Doug Dearth

Gender : Male

Character Name : Amy

Original Name : Ann Cusack

Gender : Female

Character Name : Mary Blank

Original Name : Barbara Harris

Gender : Female

Character Name : Tanya

Original Name : Jenna Elfman

Gender : Female

Character Name : Mrs. Kinetta

Original Name : Belita Moreno

Gender : Female

Character Name : Waiter

Original Name : Bill Cusack

Gender : Male

Character Name : Nathaniel (as Pat O'Neill)

Original Name : Patrick O'Neill

Gender : Male

Character Name : Felix La PuBelle

Original Name : Benny Urquidez

Gender : Male

Character Name : Bicycle Messenger

Original Name : David Barrett

Gender : Male

Character Name : Assassin #2

Original Name : Lance Gilbert

Gender : Male

Character Name : Ken

Original Name : Carlos Jacott

Gender : Male

Character Name : Assistant #1

Original Name : Bobby Bass

Gender : Male

Character Name : Melanie the Waitress

Original Name : Wendy Thorlakson

Gender : Female