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Original Name : Leslie Nielsen

Gender : Male

Character Name : Veronique Ukrinsky

Original Name : Nicollette Sheridan

Gender : Female

Character Name : The Director

Original Name : Charles Durning

Gender : Male

Character Name : Miss Cheevus

Original Name : Marcia Gay Harden

Gender : Female

Character Name : Norman Coleman

Original Name : Barry Bostwick

Gender : Male

Character Name : General Rancor

Original Name : Andy Griffith

Gender : Male

Character Name : Victoria / Barbara Dahl

Original Name : Stephanie Romanov

Gender : Female

Character Name : Desiree More

Original Name : Talisa Soto

Gender : Female

Character Name : Agent Steve Bishop

Original Name : Robert Guillaume

Gender : Male

Character Name : Thug #1

Original Name : Carl Ciarfalio

Gender : Male

Character Name : Thug #2

Original Name : Keith Campbell

Gender : Male

Character Name : Skippy, Warrior on Cell Phone

Original Name : Esau McKnight

Gender : Male

Character Name : Painter

Original Name : Taylor Negron

Gender : Male

Character Name : Himself

Original Name : "Weird Al" Yankovic

Gender : Male

Character Name : Agency Tape Recorder (Voice)

Original Name : Alex Trebek

Gender : Male

Character Name : Helicopter Pilot

Original Name : Mr. T

Gender : Male

Character Name : Busdriver

Original Name : Ray Charles

Gender : Male

Character Name : Steele's Tag Team Member

Original Name : Joyce Brothers

Gender : Female

Character Name : Steele's Other Tag Team Member

Original Name : Hulk Hogan

Gender : Male

Character Name : Brian, Waiter in Restaurant

Original Name : Pat Morita

Gender : Male

Character Name : Helicopter Ticket Agent

Original Name : Elizabeth Kaitan

Gender : Female

Character Name : Woman in Murphy Bed

Original Name : Alexandra Paul

Gender : Female

Character Name : Bus Patron with Oxygen Mask

Original Name : Michael Berryman

Gender : Male

Character Name : Rancor Guard Who Gets Spit On

Original Name : Eddie Deezen

Gender : Male

Character Name : Rancor Guard at Intercom

Original Name : John Kassir

Gender : Male

Character Name : Kabul

Original Name : John Ales

Gender : Male

Character Name : Professor Ukrinsky

Original Name : Elya Baskin

Gender : Male

Character Name : McCluckey

Original Name : Mason Gamble

Gender : Male

Character Name : Slice

Original Name : Carlos Lauchu

Gender : Male

Character Name : Agent Clinton

Original Name : Roger Clinton, Jr.

Gender : Male

Character Name : Businessman

Original Name : Robert Culp

Gender : Male

Character Name : Fabio

Original Name : Fabio

Gender : Male

Character Name : Pastry Chef

Original Name : Curtis Armstrong

Gender : Male

Character Name : Noggin

Original Name : Clyde Kusatsu

Gender : Male

Character Name : Twin #1

Original Name : Diane Klimaszewski

Gender : Female

Character Name : Twin #2

Original Name : Elaine Klimaszewski

Gender : Female

Character Name : Dancer

Original Name : Tina Arning

Gender : Female

Character Name : Heimlich, Rancor Terrorist

Original Name : Rick Cramer

Gender : Male

Character Name : Short Rancor Guard (Voice)

Original Name : Brad Garrett

Gender : Male

Character Name : Kelly Lange

Original Name : Kelly Lange

Gender : Female

Character Name : Manicurist

Original Name : Thuy Trang

Gender : Female

Character Name : Boy with Balloons

Original Name : Austin Kottke

Gender : Male

Character Name : Balloon-Popping Boy

Original Name : Reid Worthington

Gender : Male

Character Name : Stewardess

Original Name : Shari Shattuck

Gender : Female

Character Name : Cigarette Girl

Original Name : Downtown Julie Brown

Gender : Female

Character Name : Guard at Rocket (uncredited)

Original Name : Asbjørn 'Bear' Riis

Gender : Male

Character Name : Agent Moffat

Original Name : Katherine Moffat

Gender : Female