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Ted 2

- Thunder buddies for life.

Newlywed couple Ted and Tami-Lynn want to have a baby, but in order to qualify to be a parent, Ted will have to prove he's a person in a court of law.

Release Date : 2015-06-25

Language :English

Adult : false

Status : Released

Production Company : Smart EntertainmentUniversal PicturesFuzzy Door ProductionsBluegrass FilmsMRC

Production Country : United States of America

Alternative Titles :

Cast

Mark Wahlberg

Character Name : John

Original Name : Mark Wahlberg

Gender : Male

Seth MacFarlane

Character Name : Ted (voice)

Original Name : Seth MacFarlane

Gender : Male

Amanda Seyfried

Character Name : Samantha

Original Name : Amanda Seyfried

Gender : Female

Jessica Barth

Character Name : Tami-Lynn

Original Name : Jessica Barth

Gender : Female

Giovanni Ribisi

Character Name : Donny

Original Name : Giovanni Ribisi

Gender : Male

Morgan Freeman

Character Name : Patrick Meighan

Original Name : Morgan Freeman

Gender : Male

Sam J. Jones

Character Name : Sam J. Jones

Original Name : Sam J. Jones

Gender : Male

Patrick Warburton

Character Name : Guy

Original Name : Patrick Warburton

Gender : Male

Michael Dorn

Character Name : Rick

Original Name : Michael Dorn

Gender : Male

Bill Smitrovich

Character Name : Frank

Original Name : Bill Smitrovich

Gender : Male

John Slattery

Character Name : Shep Wild

Original Name : John Slattery

Gender : Male

Cocoa Brown

Character Name : Joy

Original Name : Cocoa Brown

Gender : Female

John Carroll Lynch

Character Name : Tom Jessup

Original Name : John Carroll Lynch

Gender : Male

Ron Canada

Character Name : Judge

Original Name : Ron Canada

Gender : Male

Liam Neeson

Character Name : Customer

Original Name : Liam Neeson

Gender : Male

Dennis Haysbert

Character Name : Fertility Doctor

Original Name : Dennis Haysbert

Gender : Male

Patrick Stewart

Character Name : Narrator (voice)

Original Name : Patrick Stewart

Gender : Male

Tom Brady

Character Name : Tom Brady

Original Name : Tom Brady

Gender : Male

Jay Leno

Character Name : Jay Leno

Original Name : Jay Leno

Gender : Male

Jimmy Kimmel

Character Name : Jimmy Kimmel

Original Name : Jimmy Kimmel

Gender : Male

Kate McKinnon

Character Name : Kate McKinnon

Original Name : Kate McKinnon

Gender : Female

Bobby Moynihan

Character Name : Bobby Moynihan

Original Name : Bobby Moynihan

Gender : Male

Taran Killam

Character Name : Taran Killam

Original Name : Taran Killam

Gender : Male

Sebastian Arcelus

Character Name : Dr. Ed Danzer

Original Name : Sebastian Arcelus

Gender : Male

Jay Patterson

Character Name : Karl Jackson

Original Name : Jay Patterson

Gender : Male

Steve Callaghan

Character Name : Comic

Original Name : Steve Callaghan

Gender : Male

Nana Visitor

Character Name : Adoption Agent

Original Name : Nana Visitor

Gender : Female

Maggie Geha

Character Name : Female Nurse

Original Name : Maggie Geha

Gender : Female

Jessica Szohr

Character Name : Allison

Original Name : Jessica Szohr

Gender : Female

Craig Ricci Shaynak

Character Name : Blind Guy

Original Name : Craig Ricci Shaynak

Gender : Male

Lexi Atkins

Character Name : Waitress

Original Name : Lexi Atkins

Gender : Female

Jack Knight

Character Name : Todd Kidder

Original Name : Jack Knight

Gender : Male

Lauren Sánchez

Character Name : Boston Newscaster

Original Name : Lauren Sánchez

Gender : Female

William Xifaras

Character Name : Boston Neighbor

Original Name : William Xifaras

Gender : Male

Curtis Stigers

Character Name : Wedding Singer

Original Name : Curtis Stigers

Gender : Male

Julius Sharpe

Character Name : NYC Doctor

Original Name : Julius Sharpe

Gender : Male

Liz Morgan

Character Name : NYC Nurse

Original Name : Liz Morgan

Gender : Male

Alec Sulkin

Character Name : Obi-Wan

Original Name : Alec Sulkin

Gender : Male

Ralph Garman

Character Name : Stormtrooper

Original Name : Ralph Garman

Gender : Male

Michael Steven Costello

Character Name : Jury Foreman

Original Name : Michael Steven Costello

Gender : Male

J. Mark Donaldson

Character Name : Juror

Original Name : J. Mark Donaldson

Gender : Male

Frank Lloyd

Character Name : Juror

Original Name : Frank Lloyd

Gender : Male

Bart A. Piscitello Jr.

Character Name : Bailiff

Original Name : Bart A. Piscitello Jr.

Gender : Male

Becki Dennis

Character Name : Receptionist

Original Name : Becki Dennis

Gender : Female

Robert Holfelder

Character Name : Band Leader

Original Name : Robert Holfelder

Gender : Male

Michael Trisler

Character Name : Cyclist

Original Name : Michael Trisler

Gender : Male

Ryan Hanna

Character Name : Jogger

Original Name : Ryan Hanna

Gender : Male

Kate Gustafson

Character Name : Hasbro CEO Assistant

Original Name : Kate Gustafson

Gender : Male

David Goldman

Character Name : Pundit

Original Name : David Goldman

Gender : Male

Ted Jessup

Character Name : Pundit

Original Name : Ted Jessup

Gender : Male

Ronobir Lahiri

Character Name : Pundit

Original Name : Ronobir Lahiri

Gender : Male

Barry Ratcliffe

Character Name : Pundit

Original Name : Barry Ratcliffe

Gender : Male

Chris Regan

Character Name : Pundit

Original Name : Chris Regan

Gender : Male

Nefetari Spencer

Character Name : Pundit

Original Name : Nefetari Spencer

Gender : Female

Jeffrey Stubblefield

Character Name : Pundit

Original Name : Jeffrey Stubblefield

Gender : Male

Wellesley Wild

Character Name : Pundit

Original Name : Wellesley Wild

Gender : Male

Lenny Clarke

Character Name : Cop (Boston PD)

Original Name : Lenny Clarke

Gender : Male

Chris Neville

Character Name : Cop (Boston PD)

Original Name : Chris Neville

Gender : Male

Rachael MacFarlane

Character Name : Meighan Assistant

Original Name : Rachael MacFarlane

Gender : Female

Christy Scott Cashman

Character Name : Reporter

Original Name : Christy Scott Cashman

Gender : Female

Joseph J. Micucci

Character Name : Nerd (Wedgie)

Original Name : Joseph J. Micucci

Gender : Male

Josiah Blount

Character Name : Comic Con Fan

Original Name : Josiah Blount

Gender : Male

Johnny Alves

Character Name : Security Guard

Original Name : Johnny Alves

Gender : Male

Silvio Cuadra

Character Name : Security Guard

Original Name : Silvio Cuadra

Gender : Male

Dustin Ybarra

Character Name : Borg

Original Name : Dustin Ybarra

Gender : Male

Matthew J. Walters

Character Name : Hellboy

Original Name : Matthew J. Walters

Gender : Male

Aaron Zell

Character Name : Vendor

Original Name : Aaron Zell

Gender : Male

Scott Wahle

Character Name : Film Executive

Original Name : Scott Wahle

Gender : Male

John Viener

Character Name : Police Dispatcher

Original Name : John Viener

Gender : Male

Kate B. O'Brien

Character Name : Diner Waitress

Original Name : Kate B. O'Brien

Gender : Male

Billy Concha

Character Name : Bachelor Party Guest

Original Name : Billy Concha

Gender : Male

Andrew Torres

Character Name : Jump Rope Guy

Original Name : Andrew Torres

Gender : Male

Luke Adams

Character Name : Wedding Announcer

Original Name : Luke Adams

Gender : Male

Tara Strong

Character Name : Ted Toy (voice)

Original Name : Tara Strong

Gender : Female

Tiffany

Character Name : Tiffany

Original Name : Tiffany

Gender : Female

Brittany O'Connor

Character Name : Cake Girl (uncredited)

Original Name : Brittany O'Connor

Gender : Male

Julie Schmid

Character Name : Piano / Ginger Girl (uncredited)

Original Name : Julie Schmid

Gender : Male

Rose Wakesho

Character Name : Comic Con Attendee (uncredited)

Original Name : Rose Wakesho

Gender : Female

Katie McCabe

Character Name : Hot Comic Con Girl (uncredited)

Original Name : Katie McCabe

Gender : Female

Stanis Krista Ames

Character Name : Courthouse Spectator (uncredited)

Original Name : Stanis Krista Ames

Gender : Male

Claudia Zielke

Character Name : Baroness Girl (uncredited)

Original Name : Claudia Zielke

Gender : Female

Alexandra Creteau

Character Name : Wedding Guest (uncredited)

Original Name : Alexandra Creteau

Gender : Female

Vincent M. Biscione

Character Name : Ted's Court Gallery (uncredited)

Original Name : Vincent M. Biscione

Gender : Male

Kt Baldassaro

Character Name : Wedding Guest (uncredited)

Original Name : Kt Baldassaro

Gender : Female

Laura-Elise Barrett

Character Name : Booth Girl (uncredited)

Original Name : Laura-Elise Barrett

Gender : Male

Anissa Borrego

Character Name : Flash Girl (uncredited)

Original Name : Anissa Borrego

Gender : Female

Roseny Carrero

Character Name : My Little Pony Booth Girl (uncredited)

Original Name : Roseny Carrero

Gender : Female

John Franchi

Character Name : Bar Patron (uncredited)

Original Name : John Franchi

Gender : Male

Chia Chen

Character Name : Comic Con Attendee (uncredited)

Original Name : Chia Chen

Gender : Male

Lexie Contursi

Character Name : Piano / Ginger Girl (uncredited)

Original Name : Lexie Contursi

Gender : Female

Chassidy Cox

Character Name : Comic Con Attendee (uncredited)

Original Name : Chassidy Cox

Gender : Male

Nea Dune

Character Name : Comic Con Attendee (uncredited)

Original Name : Nea Dune

Gender : Female

Diana Emuge

Character Name : Comic Con Attendee (uncredited)

Original Name : Diana Emuge

Gender : Male

Michelle Fonseca

Character Name : Courtroom Observer (uncredited)

Original Name : Michelle Fonseca

Gender : Male

Enku Gubaie

Character Name : Wedding Guest (uncredited)

Original Name : Enku Gubaie

Gender : Female

London Hall

Character Name : Reporter (uncredited)

Original Name : London Hall

Gender : Female

Isabel Wagner

Character Name : Comic Con Attendee (uncredited)

Original Name : Isabel Wagner

Gender : Male

Sandra Yap

Character Name : Comic Con Attendee (uncredited)

Original Name : Sandra Yap

Gender : Male

Isabella Sanchez

Character Name : Comic Con Booth Girl (uncredited)

Original Name : Isabella Sanchez

Gender : Male

Sagan Rose

Character Name : Ginger Girl (uncredited)

Original Name : Sagan Rose

Gender : Male

Elizabeth Pollard

Character Name : Fairy at Comic Con (uncredited)

Original Name : Elizabeth Pollard

Gender : Male

Tina Grimm

Character Name : Comic Con Booth Girl (uncredited)

Original Name : Tina Grimm

Gender : Female

Kim Mulhauser

Character Name : Wedding Guest (uncredited)

Original Name : Kim Mulhauser

Gender : Female

Olivia McCarthy

Character Name : Booth Girl (uncredited)

Original Name : Olivia McCarthy

Gender : Male

Sophie Mazzaro

Character Name : Fox Booth Girl (uncredited)

Original Name : Sophie Mazzaro

Gender : Male

Anna Maiche

Character Name : Kissing Couple (uncredited)

Original Name : Anna Maiche

Gender : Female

Kandiss Lewis

Character Name : Scat Pack Girl #2 (uncredited)

Original Name : Kandiss Lewis

Gender : Female

Toi'ya Leatherwood

Character Name : Ginger Girl (uncredited)

Original Name : Toi'ya Leatherwood

Gender : Female

Christopher Weigel

Character Name : Well Wisher (uncredited)

Original Name : Christopher Weigel

Gender : Male

Zola Williams

Character Name : Dancer (uncredited)

Original Name : Zola Williams

Gender : Female

Ronald Boone

Character Name : Yacht Guest (uncredited)

Original Name : Ronald Boone

Gender : Male

Noelle Trudeau

Character Name : Wedding Guest (uncredited)

Original Name : Noelle Trudeau

Gender : Male

Lance Norris

Character Name : Wedding Guest (uncredited)

Original Name : Lance Norris

Gender : Male

Susan Garfield

Character Name : Woman at Diner (uncredited)

Original Name : Susan Garfield

Gender : Female

Dustin Christenson

Character Name : Attendee (uncredited)

Original Name : Dustin Christenson

Gender : Male

Reviews

R

Reno

@Rangan

2024-05-16

> The return wasn't as exciting as the previous one. No surprise why this film failed to excite me, but a few people thinks its a passable sequel. The original movie was atypical, so the success followed it. In my perspective better that should have left as a one-off movie. But as a low budget product, they knew it was going grab back twice, thrice they spent because of the star value and indeed the first film's influence. There is no story, simply based on the usual Hollywood road adventure like the flicks 'Fanboys', 'Dumb and Dumber To', 'Not Suitable for Children' et cetera, except the character Ted which makes this theme a special. A couple of good jokes and that's it, the rest were ineffective, sometime keep repeating the same ones. The 2 hours in a too plain concept, is way too long to sit and watch/focus. The cameos were weak, or maybe worthless/meaningless, especially Liam Neeson's. The best things were the production quality, acting and like I mentioned before, the character Ted. For the one time watch, I think kind of manageable, but definitely not suitable for repeat viewing or to recommend it to the others. But overall, a little disappointed with the outcome. They have got one more chance to end this franchise on a high note as a decent trilogy if the next film gets a better storyline. 6/10

T

The Movie Diorama

@themoviediorama

2021-06-23

Ted 2 packs more unhumorous stuffing within its formulaic synthetic fur. MacFarlane is a talented comedian, I’m sure of it. His profusely crude humour captivating millions with his legendary ‘Family Guy’ TV show. Even ‘Ted’ was tolerable to a certain degree, and that’s saying something. Yet here we are, with an inevitable sequel, that essentially felt like a glorified episode of the aforementioned animation. It’s cutaway structure for unrelated gags. Relentless wave of pointless cameos. Ted becoming Peter Griffin. Close your eyes, let the voices infiltrate your senses and you’ll soon realise it’s just ‘Family Guy’, just less funny. Ted now married and struggling to maintain his relationship, has his rights taken away when he is no longer viewed as person but property instead. A particularly strong aspect to this comedy that more or less is the power source of its story, raising a civil rights lesson in ethics and morality. It was so *interesting* that Morgan Freeman himself got involved and slam dunked the jury with his God-like soothing voice. And despite Seyfried actually picking up the script’s remnants and transforming the scraps into a functional film, it’s utterly forgettable. So much so, that once Wahlberg becomes drowned in rejected semen samples (literally swimming with the sperm...), I experienced a moment of déjà vu (ironically, so did Ted). Surprisingly, I had seen the first half before. Yet it took me a decent forty minutes to encounter this epiphany, that’s how unmemorable this comedy truly is. It exercises all of the same plot points from its predecessor, the inclusion of the mentally unhinged Donny and the friendly break-up between the leads cement this sentiment, and rarely explored new avenues. Sure the friendly chemistry remained intact, but only one or two lines made me frustratingly chuckle, mostly due to Warburton’s comedic execution (urgh, that voice...). Besides that, there’s nothing here. Same old MacFarlane profanity. Worth a squeeze if you enjoyed the first film, but exhausts its preset lines of dialogue extremely rapidly. “I love you”? Eh, please don’t.