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ComedyFantasy

Ted

- Ted is coming.

John Bennett, a man whose childhood wish of bringing his teddy bear to life came true, now must decide between keeping the relationship with the bear or his girlfriend, Lori.

Release Date : 2012-06-29

Language :English

Adult : false

Status : Released

Production Company : Universal PicturesMRCFuzzy DoorBluegrass FilmsSmart Entertainment

Production Country : United States of America

Alternative Titles :

Cast

Mark Wahlberg

Character Name : John Bennett

Original Name : Mark Wahlberg

Gender : Male

Mila Kunis

Character Name : Lori Collins

Original Name : Mila Kunis

Gender : Female

Seth MacFarlane

Character Name : Ted (voice)

Original Name : Seth MacFarlane

Gender : Male

Joel McHale

Character Name : Rex

Original Name : Joel McHale

Gender : Male

Giovanni Ribisi

Character Name : Donny

Original Name : Giovanni Ribisi

Gender : Male

Patrick Warburton

Character Name : Guy

Original Name : Patrick Warburton

Gender : Male

Matt Walsh

Character Name : Thomas

Original Name : Matt Walsh

Gender : Male

Jessica Barth

Character Name : Tami-Lynn

Original Name : Jessica Barth

Gender : Female

Aedin Mincks

Character Name : Robert

Original Name : Aedin Mincks

Gender : Male

Bill Smitrovich

Character Name : Frank

Original Name : Bill Smitrovich

Gender : Male

Patrick Stewart

Character Name : Narrator (voice)

Original Name : Patrick Stewart

Gender : Male

Norah Jones

Character Name : Norah Jones

Original Name : Norah Jones

Gender : Female

Sam J. Jones

Character Name : Sam Jones

Original Name : Sam J. Jones

Gender : Male

Tom Skerritt

Character Name : Tom Skerritt

Original Name : Tom Skerritt

Gender : Male

Bretton Manley

Character Name : Young John

Original Name : Bretton Manley

Gender : Male

Ralph Garman

Character Name : John's Dad

Original Name : Ralph Garman

Gender : Male

Alex Borstein

Character Name : John's Mom

Original Name : Alex Borstein

Gender : Female

John Viener

Character Name : Alix

Original Name : John Viener

Gender : Male

Laura Vandervoort

Character Name : Tanya

Original Name : Laura Vandervoort

Gender : Female

Robert Wu

Character Name : Asian Man "Ming"

Original Name : Robert Wu

Gender : Male

Ginger Gonzaga

Character Name : Gina

Original Name : Ginger Gonzaga

Gender : Female

Jessica Stroup

Character Name : Tracy

Original Name : Jessica Stroup

Gender : Female

Melissa Ordway

Character Name : Michelle

Original Name : Melissa Ordway

Gender : Female

Max Harris

Character Name : Greenbaum Kid

Original Name : Max Harris

Gender : Male

Zane Cowans

Character Name : Kid #1 / Young Ted's Voice

Original Name : Zane Cowans

Gender : Male

T.J. Hourigan

Character Name : Kid #2

Original Name : T.J. Hourigan

Gender : Male

Owen Clarke

Character Name : Kid #3

Original Name : Owen Clarke

Gender : Male

Kristina Ellery

Character Name : Heavenly

Original Name : Kristina Ellery

Gender : Female

Katelyn Lorren

Character Name : Cherene

Original Name : Katelyn Lorren

Gender : Male

Chanty Sok

Character Name : Angelique

Original Name : Chanty Sok

Gender : Female

Sarah Fischer

Character Name : Sauvignon Blanc

Original Name : Sarah Fischer

Gender : Female

Cassie Djerf

Character Name : Waitress

Original Name : Cassie Djerf

Gender : Male

Joe Siriani

Character Name : Guy at Table #1

Original Name : Joe Siriani

Gender : Male

Pat Shea

Character Name : Guy at Table #2

Original Name : Pat Shea

Gender : Male

Josh Duvendeck

Character Name : Guy #1

Original Name : Josh Duvendeck

Gender : Male

Chris Cox

Character Name : Guy #2

Original Name : Chris Cox

Gender : Male

Henry Penzi

Character Name : Partygoer (Ted's Buddy)

Original Name : Henry Penzi

Gender : Male

Tania Cabrera

Character Name : Girl at Party

Original Name : Tania Cabrera

Gender : Male

Colton Shires

Character Name : Teenage John

Original Name : Colton Shires

Gender : Male

Viera Andrea Moya

Character Name : Plymouth PR Worker

Original Name : Viera Andrea Moya

Gender : Male

Heajee Kim

Character Name : Club Girl

Original Name : Heajee Kim

Gender : Male

Lydia Hannibal

Character Name : Ellen

Original Name : Lydia Hannibal

Gender : Male

Shawn Thornton

Character Name : Crazy Guy

Original Name : Shawn Thornton

Gender : Male

Eric Weinstein

Character Name : Stagehand

Original Name : Eric Weinstein

Gender : Male

Danny Smith

Character Name : Waiter

Original Name : Danny Smith

Gender : Male

Mike Nikitas

Character Name : Newscaster

Original Name : Mike Nikitas

Gender : Male

Robin Hamilton

Character Name : Female Newscaster

Original Name : Robin Hamilton

Gender : Male

Mike Henry

Character Name : Southern Newscaster

Original Name : Mike Henry

Gender : Male

Johnny Lee Davenport

Character Name : Husband

Original Name : Johnny Lee Davenport

Gender : Male

Chris Everett

Character Name : Wife

Original Name : Chris Everett

Gender : Female

Tara Strong

Character Name : Bellybutton (voice) (uncredited)

Original Name : Tara Strong

Gender : Female

Ted Danson

Character Name : Ted Danson (uncredited)

Original Name : Ted Danson

Gender : Male

Ryan Reynolds

Character Name : Jared (uncredited)

Original Name : Ryan Reynolds

Gender : Male

Olivia Jordan

Character Name : Party Guest (uncredited)

Original Name : Olivia Jordan

Gender : Female

Alexandra Creteau

Character Name : Club Patron (uncredited)

Original Name : Alexandra Creteau

Gender : Female

Emmalyn Anderson

Character Name : Concert Attendee (uncredited)

Original Name : Emmalyn Anderson

Gender : Female

John Franchi

Character Name : Tourist / Pedestrian (uncredited)

Original Name : John Franchi

Gender : Male

Ronald Boone

Character Name : Liberty Mechanic (uncredited)

Original Name : Ronald Boone

Gender : Male

Reviews

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Michael

@Gnislew

2021-06-23

Gerade in der Originalfassung ist „Ted“ ein anarchischer Spaß. Seth MacFarlane, der neben seiner Regiearbeit auch noch Ted spricht, hat ihr einen Film erschaffen, in dem kein Blatt vor den Mund genommen wird und vor allem davon lebt, dass Ted einfach in jeder Szene auf die eine oder andere Art daneben benimmt. Immer einen fiesen Spruch auf den Lippen sprudeln die Beleidigungen und unangebrachten Sätze nur so aus Ted heraus und wenn man bei menschlichen Protagonisten schnell das Gefühl hat, dass dieses Verhalten zu viel des Guten ist, kommt dies bei Ted nicht vor. Dies mag daran liegen, dass Ted eben ein Teddybär ist und man so ein Verhalten von einem Kuscheltier eben nicht erwartet. Erstaunlich ist auch, wie gut Mark Wahlberg (Shooter, Vier Brüder) im Zusammenspiel mit dem chaotischen Teddybären funktioniert. Wahlberg hat sich in den letzten Jahren ja eher in Actionfilmen und ernsteren Produktionen positioniert, zeigt aber in „Ted“, dass er den „Over the top“-Humor genau beherrscht wie das Actionfach. Und auch Mila Kunis (Black Swan, Ausgequetscht) darf man nicht vergessen. Kunis hat sich ja schon mehrfach in Komödien ausgetobt und beweist in „Ted“, dass sich auch in derberen Vertretern des Genres eine gute Figur macht. „Ted“ bietet aber nicht nur derben Humor, sondern mindestens eine Szene, die in die Filmgeschichte eingehen wird, den Donnersong. Wenn John und Ted bei Gewitter im Bett liegen und ihr Lied singen und dabei das Unwetter wild beschimpfen, dann bleibt auch bei den Zuschauern kein Auge trocken, die ansonsten wenig mit dem Film anfangen können. Insgesamt gesehen ist „Ted“ allerdings kein Meisterwerk. In erster Linie nutzt Seth MacFarlane seine Erfahrung die er mit der TV-Serie „Family Guy“ gesammelt hat und mixt den derben Humor der Serie mit neuen Figuren. Klar, mit dem gesellschaftsuntauglichen Ted präsentiert er dabei eine Figur, die man so auf der Leinwand noch nicht gesehen hat, er erfindet sich allerdings mit dem Film nicht neu, sondern erschließt mit „Ted“ nur eine neue Zielgruppe, nämlich die Komödienfans, die MacFarlane noch nicht von „Family Guy“ kenne, aber derbe Komödie wie z.B. „Hangover“ mögen. [Sneakfilm.de]

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tmdb27219454

@tmdb27219454

2021-06-23

Ted is THE poster child for the fact that every great concept doesn't automatically become a guaranteed winning project once it leaves the drawing board. This movie SCREAMS "Here's a great idea, but we just didn't know what to do with it." Whether it was because of lack of imagination or too many tokes on the community bong, nobody will ever know. Having a movie about a real-live Teddy Bear existing in the every day life of a 30-something underachiever sounds like a winning formula. However after the first few moments, the movie stalls, the dialog gets stale quickly and the majority of the story revolves around Ted getting high and/or trying to bang shallow, attractive women (even though Hasbro didn't include on him full, working equipment) while the main character tries to balance his 4-year ongoing relationship with a woman completely out of his league and his life-long Thunder Buddy (Ted). Lewd, crude and rude, Ted does little to entertain beyond the limited soph-moronic humor. Unless you are a rabid fan of Family Guy or the 80s Flash Gordon, live in or around the Boston area or think it's funny to hear the F-word every other second, this one won't be for you.

K

Kamurai

@Kamurai

2021-06-23

Great watch, will watch again, and do recommend. This is a stupid movie, it doesn't mean it's bad: it's not a great movie, but it is entertaining. I love stupid humor and dirt comedy, basically absurdist comedy which Seth MacFarlane excels at. The cast is great, and I think it would have been a very different movie if they had used anyone else in any role. The concept alone is unique and refreshing, "Did you see the movie about the teddy bwear that came to life?", that's this movie. You almost owe it to yourself to see such a unique concept. And they they do some fantastically structure humor mixed with some rather contrastingly serious romantic drama. They even mix in a touch of horror, and I was even able to get into it, despite it being about a Teddy Bear that has express displeasure about not being constructed with a penis. I can't imagine ever watching this and not being entertained.